You’re right. I don’t want to believe because I’m not in fourth grade anymore and I know it’s not possible. I never said I hated your mouth. I think it’s hilarious, actually, so I don’t hate it at all. You’re mom sounds like a smart lady to me. But yeah, have fun with those food competitions.

All you have to do is believe, y’know. Okay, not all people think it’s funny? And she totally knew I was going to get into one one day, so yeah, I guess my mom is pretty smart!
I dunno, seems risky. And I don’t think my parents expect me to like fail them in any way. I got em now and they will be...
It’s like one of those times when you’re driving and there’s a dead animal on the side of the road. You don’t want to...
I never said that, and I’d rather you didn’t look at me when I was naked but It looks like you do that anyway. I don’t...