callmesan:

It’ll just help your reputation. Trust me. Mutant tests? You know superheroes aren’t real, right? Although I guess your mouth could be from some genetic engineering that went totally wrong. It doesn’t count, and you’re seriously close to being on my hate list.

Uh… okay. I guess. No way, superheroes are totally real. You’re just one of those people that doesn’t wanna believe it. Y’know, some people don’t hate my mouth. My mom said it’ll come in handy one day, which was super confusing at first, but then I made a bet with Puck about having a food competition and now I think I know what she was talking about. Woah, woah, I was just saying…

1 year ago on 4/27/2012
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  1. samsullyevans reblogged this from callmesan and added:
    I dunno, seems risky. And I don’t think my parents expect me to like fail them in any way. I got em now and they will be...
  2. callmesan reblogged this from quinnfabrayyxxx and added:
    It’s like one of those times when you’re driving and there’s a dead animal on the side of the road. You don’t want to...
  3. quinnfabrayyxxx reblogged this from callmesan and added:
    I never said that, and I’d rather you didn’t look at me when I was naked but It looks like you do that anyway. I don’t...
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